[Metalab] Internet Oddities: Best SPAM evar

[Florian Hufsky]

Ohay Metalab,

diese spam nachricht besteht aus win & good. einfach so. hurrah!

TALES technolgie für real-time search & monitoring system mit
gleichzeitigigem document & workflow management, dazu schutz gegen
fake-degrees und academic fraud? wowies!

normalerweise les ich keinen spam (keine ahnung, wie ich überhaupt auf
das ding aufmerksam wurde) aber dieses patent überfüllte technologie
bla bla ist echt ein wahnsinn.

you can do everything at zombo-com!

zB
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"The unique TALES technology, combined with Critical Mention's advanced
real-time search and monitoring system, will benefit organisations from
all industry segments. Academic fraud, such as fake degrees, is more
common in the United States than in developing countries, it says. IBM
may at any time revise these terms by updating this posting.

The Banking Solution Center is a great platform for us to demonstrate to
our clients the innovative technologies that will drive and transform
their industry. Attorneys Sworn In By Bar Treaty Violation?

With the new system, which includes document and workflow management,
the entire process will be completed electronically, from application to
publication. He looked at the success of the system used in a long-term
study in  Clackmannanshire.
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hilarity ensues.

jetzt das ganze prachtstück:


Begin forwarded message:

From: Hobbs S. Jo <nacor at snb.ca>
Date: June 11, 2007 9:50:50 AM GMT+02:00
Subject: straight

CAON Now Holds 12 Environmental Patents! Investors Respond!

Chan-On International Inc.
Symbol: CAON
Close: $0.72 UP 4.35%

CAON acquires Harbin Hongbo and its 12 patents. This company's new
direction was released in a fact sheet Friday. Investors are already
jumping all over it. Read the release and get all over CAON first thing
Monday!

Professor David Rhind, vice-chancellor of The City University, cites
some interesting figures showing how Britain lags behind the USA in
enterprise.

Aber so hart bestraft wurden sie nicht einmal wegen Watergate.

"Our members have taken to using the banking centers over waiting in
line for a teller for a large number of their transactions.

County of Shasta et al. Die Rechtsprechung hat der Verhaltenshaftung
deutliche Grenzen gesetzt, die mangelnden Anstand oder Charakter von
Rechtsfolgen befreien.
FNC Hawaii - Germany Amity Prussia - U.

Das amerikanische Recht ist anders als deutsches Recht. Fairly
enterprising, you'd have to admit, but not yet exceptional. IBM has
years of experience in helping customers succeed and our strong
expertise is reflected within and across our Rational best practices,
proven product lines and professional services.

It condemned Israel for its "denial of educational rights" to
Palestinians and said "passivity or neutrality was unacceptable" in the
special circumstances of the Israeli occupation.
Additional symptoms and solutions go on the list with as they're
discovered.
"The unique TALES technology, combined with Critical Mention's advanced
real-time search and monitoring system, will benefit organisations from
all industry segments. Academic fraud, such as fake degrees, is more
common in the United States than in developing countries, it says. IBM
may at any time revise these terms by updating this posting.

The Banking Solution Center is a great platform for us to demonstrate to
our clients the innovative technologies that will drive and transform
their industry. Attorneys Sworn In By Bar Treaty Violation?

With the new system, which includes document and workflow management,
the entire process will be completed electronically, from application to
publication. He looked at the success of the system used in a long-term
study in  Clackmannanshire.
"Our members have taken to using the banking centers over waiting in
line for a teller for a large number of their transactions. The new IT
solution will allow the DPMA to complete the entire registration process
of property rights, including patents and utility models,
electronically.

, a leading Web-based real-time television news search and broadcast
monitoring service, has licensed the technology. But he says "the
obligation to develop an innovative e-assessment implicitly required any
developer . Most pupils found the pilot version difficult and half could
not complete it in the time available, the QCA said.

de FindLaw VarsityBooks DAJV Vlex UnaffiliationGALJ is unaffiliated and
non-commercial.
Then, TALES translates the written foreign-language text into the target
language, English in this case.

This enables tellers to spend quality time with members who require
additional assistance. , a leading Web-based real-time television news
search and broadcast monitoring service, has licensed the technology.

It wasn't going to be Fraser. Similar complaints from providers followed
and a spokesman for Job Centre Plus told the BBC it will not use the
system in the future. IBM PROVIDES NO REPRESENTATIONS AND WARRANTIES,
EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF FITNESS FOR A
PARTICULAR PURPOSE, MERCHANTABILITY AND NONINFRINGEMENT.
A spokeswoman said: "Parents need and greatly value the information they
get from performance tables. Tests would be taken when teachers thought
children were ready. "I've now used some of that knowledge to help other
people in a worse position than myself - which is great. There was a
"tension" between the two demands of the Department for Education and
Skills.

The new software, based on open standards, is part of the IBM Build to
Manage Toolkit for Problem Determination. Mr Kumar added "IBM's
expanding partner networks, and wide range of tested application
development solutions have contributed to IBM's consistent leadership in
the application development market".
Rob Wye, director of strategy for the Learning and Skills Council,
admitted that it could have handled the situation better and said it
twice extended the deadline to help those who struggled. It was
innovative and did not use commercial software such as Microsoft's
Office suite - which pupils would have preferred.
They say the system run by the Learning and Skills Council kept crashing
and losing their applications. Lasset uns beten, damit auch sie die
Unterschiede zwischen Religion und Naturwissenschaften, Gottesfurcht und
Recht erkennen.

Researchers at Stranmillis University College in Belfast said pupils
advanced by several months more than expected.

Similar complaints from providers followed and a spokesman for Job
Centre Plus told the BBC it will not use the system in the future.
Ahead of the debate, UCU general secretary Sally Hunt had urged
delegates not to support the boycott call.

Wirksame Wohlverhaltenskontrollen sind dem Arbeitgeber kaum zuzumuten.
Today, a glitch in one IT component can trigger dozens of other errors,
causing a cascade of problems.
It also allows them to create a catalog of problem symptoms so they can
be fixed based on historical knowledge.
Solche Gesetze legen den Verdacht nahe, dass sie von Lobbyisten
gewerblicher  WiFi-Anbieter den Gesetzgebern in die Tasche geschoben
wurden.

Income Tax Germany-U. They say the system could have benefits for
children with a wide range of regional and other accents.
Both the Israeli and British governments have condemned it. Wirksame
Wohlverhaltenskontrollen sind dem Arbeitgeber kaum zuzumuten.

A spokesman said universities were an obvious place to access young
people.

One measurement of their accomplishments is "Moore's Law," which
correctly foresaw a doubling of processing speed every two years without
commensurate cost increases. Following the BBC's coverage of the issue,
the LSC said it would reopen the process to those who had been unable to
complete their forms, to ensure they managed to do so successfully.

Yet experts insist that developing enterprise education is vital for the
economy.